License2KimJongIl:   hey sup

Bush43:                 hey I'm a lil busy right now. I'm on the phone with Colon Powell

License2KimJongIl:   I'm sure you mean "Colin" Powell

Bush43:                 yea? and I'm pretty sure your name is spelled Kim Jungle

License2KimJongIl:   shut up

Bush43:                 you shut up

License2KimJongIl:   no you shut up

Bush43:                 make me

License2KimJongIl:   make me make you

Bush43:                 what?

License2KimJongIl:   I have to go too. I have colin powell on the phone, too. So if you are talking to "colon" powell, I bet you have the wrong guy

Bush43:                 shut up

License2KimJongIl:   no you shut up

License2KimJongIl:   ror

License2KimJongIl:   I mean lol

Bush43:                 you always do that!

License2KimJongIl:   haha..it's still confusing me

License2KimJongIl:   so what are you up to tonight?

Bush43:                 Not much. I was on the phone with Tommy Franks

Bush43:                 We decided that the best way to take Bagdad is to

Bush43:                 Wait a second. I cant tell you this. it's confisecretionary

License2KimJongIl:   what?

Bush43:                 confidentiary

License2KimJongIl:   That's not a word

Bush43:                 Oh but ror is

License2KimJongIl:   shut up

Bush43:                 you shut up

Bush43:                 your dumb

License2KimJongIl:   i thought it was supposed to be "you're" dumb

Bush43:                 I'm not dumb. your dumb

License2KimJongIl:   no I am saying. "you're" dumb is correct

Bush43:                 well its not correct because I'm not dumb. you are

License2KimJongIl:   shut up

Bush43:                 you shut up

License2KimJongIl:   I will turn your house into sea of flames

License2KimJongIl:   I hate you

Bush43:                 then why am i still on your buddylist???

I got my first webcam...yaaaay

License2KimJongIl:   Hey George

Bush43:                 Not now, Kim. Im busy

License2KimJongIl:   huh? how do you know comrade Im?

Bush43:                  What?

License2KimJongIl:   Comrade Im. Are we talking about the same Im? Im Tae-Jun?

Bush43:                 What the hell are you talking about?

License2KimJongIl:   why were you talking to Im? is he going to defect?

Bush43:                 I don't have time for this, Kim. Im looking for 74.2bilyon dollars

License2KimJongIl:   What???? Im is defecting for 74billion dollars??

Bush43:                 What? Im not defective. your defective you stupid retard

License2KimJongIl:   I am going to kill him. Im is a dead man.

License2KimJongIl:   brb

Why does the world hate me? I just want world peace...

oh. my mom called me...she wants me to clean my room...jeebuz..